Why gunge your teacher advert

Why gunge your teacher advert

There was a series of commercials called why I teach. They starred teachers talking about why they enjoyed their job. From those commercials, spawned an idea for a second set of spoof commercials called why gunge your teacher. In these students would get their own back by getting to mess the teachers who had previously appeared on the commercials. The commercials were on national television and so would these. The teachers were sort of semi-famous because of the commercials. Now they would be brought back down to Earth. A few of them fancied themselves as being a bit famous. Some thought they were a very big deal indeed.

There were three in particular that were in for it for sure. Two were from the same commercial. There was Kate who was the head of geography as well as Lauren who was a coordinator of English. The other lady was in a different commercial. She had been seen at the beginning and the end and was the featured teacher in that commercial. The three were exceptionally good looking. They definitely would have been the subject of many a fantasy and would have been top of any list of teachers to get messy.

The new commercial would consist of students taking about why they wanted to see these three teachers messy spliced together with footage of them actually getting to do it, much like the style of the original commercials where it asked teachers why they wanted to teach as well as showing them in action. The truly embarrassing thing for the teachers was that their names and profession was in the commercial so everyone would know and see them getting embarrassed by their students. Mind you, the entire school would be witnessing their comeuppance any way.

The clips were shot in the cafeteria. The teachers thought that they would be discussing school lunch. They would be, but they would also be experiencing school lunch in a totally different way than they ever possibly could have imagined. 

The advert started with the women talking rubbish about how good school lunches were and that they were good food and good value for money. They were just reading off of cue cards really. They had not been told what was going to happen. They were asked by someone if teachers actually ever ate school lunch. This question left the teachers speechless because of course no teacher ever ate school lunch, because the quality was considered so poor. They were told that they were about to get a taste of school lunches. Each of them looked shocked and then looked around in all directions, behind them.

In an instant, some students ran forward and began to dump leftover cafeteria mess over them. They were dressed the same as they were in the previous commercial. Kate was the first to get what was coming to her. Kate’s eyes widened as her students came up from behind her and dumped firstly what appeared to be oatmeal over her head followed by mushy peas. She closed her eyes and raised a leg as her students tossed jugs of leftovers at her.  Someone took a big jug of mixed cafeteria mess and dumped it straight over her head. A mixture of baked beans, rice pudding and creamed cabbage poured down over her face and hair. Someone else poured oatmeal and rice pudding down her neck. It rolled down her neck, down over and into her blouse and down onto her blazer as well. She could feel the thick mess inside of her top. It was hard to tell all of what was mixed into the mess, but there was definitely globs of close slaw and gravy among them. Her white top and trousers were soaked in piles of sloppy mess. She rolled her eyes. She looked very annoyed.

Next to come was Lauren, probably the most attractive and outgoing of the teachers. She was gorgeous with long layered brown hair. She was definitely the object of desire for many. Her mouth widened as did her eyes as students ran towards her and began to dump cafeteria leftovers upon her. First to come was a massive tray of lasagne. It was a doubly thick tray that was filled with noodles, cheese, white and red sauce and meat. The tray was pushed into the top of her head and face. When it collided with her head, the contents disintegrated on top of her. She was instantly covered in all of the elements of the lasagne. Cheese splattered her top. Meat rolled down her neck. Her face was splattered in cheese and sauce. And there was lasagne noodles comically stuck all over her. Some squirted her with burger sauce, ketchup and burger relish. She was also treated to leftovers from last week’s curry that was dumped all over her. She was finished off with mountains of sloppy orange coloured cafeteria mess.

Finally was the teacher from the other commercial. She had a sexy smile and laugh. As her students came towards her, she just laughed. They began to dump leftovers upon her. This started with a giant pot of potato and leek soup, followed shortly after by a pot of vegetable stew. She then got creamed with a pot of cream of mushroom soup. She was instantly covered in mess. Creamed corn and leftover tinned vegetables were dumped upon her. The main leftover was the very unpopular tuna casserole from two days prior. Not many had purchased this and fewer still were brave enough to finish it. It was like slop. It was a mystery to everyone what the full list of ingredients had been the dinner ladies seemed to have just thrown anything into the mix that they had laying around. The result was there was piles of it leftover and it was about to be put to the best possible use. It would be dumped over the famous teacher. Everyone laughed as mounds of the slop was dumped upon her. She was soon covered in piles of the sloppy mess that no one had wanted to eat. She also was finished off with all of the plate scrapings from the week before dumped upon her from a large trash can.

The commercial ended with the three dishevelled teachers saying that this was one thing that teachers could look forward to. Much to their chagrin, the commercial was broadcast and was far more popular than the previous one had been.