This is a fake of Karen Gillan. She is still one of my favourites. I will probably have to do more.
Sunday 26 November 2017
Katie Holmes returns
Katie Holmes returns
Katie Holmes had a strange career and life path. Her whole
life was sort of marred by her involvement with men, especially Tom
Cruise. She stayed away from the
limelight for a long time. She was quite a kind and sweet lady though. She had
a gorgeous sexy smile. She looked sexiest when she was smiling and laughing. She
was an adorable woman for sure. Her long relationship that had held her back
had now ended and she returned to acting and public life.
Her first appearance was going to be on a talk show that she
had appeared on many times in the past. She had a really close relationship
with the host. They had been quite close in the past and he had missed her
appearing on the show. He was very happy that she was returning.
Katie wore a black blazer and trousers and a white button
down shirt underneath. The host announced her saying that they were happy to
welcome her to show. He mentioned how she was one of his favourite guests and
he was excited to see her again. She had not been on the show in many years and
this was a welcome return. The crowd welcomed her to show with huge cheers. She
smiled and waved as she entered. She gave the host a big hug and shook his
hand. She was then welcomed to the usual couch.
As she sat down, the host spoke more about how long it had
been since he had seen her. She told him that it was good to see him and good
to be back. He replied saying that he was disappointed that she had not been
seen for so long. She shrugged her shoulders and said that she was sorry, but
that was just the way things went. He then went on to say that he thought that
she should really make up for her absence. He asked the crowd if she should be
punished for staying away for so long. They all cheered. Katie laughed and
waved her hands saying,” No,” He replied saying that the people had spoken. He
looked at Katie and smiled. He told her that something special was planned for
her. She laughed wildly.
He then asked for someone backstage to bring the items out.
The person brought out a single cream pie and a single bucket. The host said
that these would be her punishment and welcoming present. She waved her hands
and laughed.
He took the pie and came around her side. He rolled it from
side to side in his hands, laughing evilly. He teased her with it. She tried to
cover her face, but he playfully pulled her hand down and then pushed the pie
into her face. She quickly pulled the pie tin away and giggled, revealing her
face covered in sloppy pie. Her face was entirely covered in sloppy pie. She
stuck her tongue out and held the tin in her outstretched hands. She shook her
head and laughed playfully.
He then took the bucket. It was filled with dark green
special sauce. He moved closer to her and began to dump the sloppy sauce over
her head. It poured down on top of her head. She held her hands out as the
sloppy sauce splattered all over her. It rolled down her soft brown hair and
neck. Her nose was scrunched and her eyes were shut tightly as the smooth sauce
poured down upon her head. The audience cheered as the green mess plopped over
Katie and splattered over the couch and in all directions all over the set. It
rolled down her body. Her clothes were covered. She was soon soaked in sloppy
mess.
She laughed and giggled playfully. She shook her head in
embarrassment. The host told her that he welcomed her back. She stood up and
playfully gave him a hug. She let the mess roll from her hair and clothes. She
waved as the show went to break.
Sunday 19 November 2017
Natalia Cigliuti presents
Natalia Cigliuti presents
Natalia Cigliuti was a gorgeous actress. She was well known
for Saved by the Bell the New Class, but then went on to do soap operas later
in her career. She was gorgeous. She could be considered almost the perfect
woman. She had gorgeous dark brown hair, olive toned skin and a
well-proportioned curve filled body. In
fact, it was a bit odd that she never became more famous than she was. She had
the potential to be a massive star in Hollywood. She had all of the tools at
her disposal.
For some reason, her career never fully took off to the
heights that it had the potential to reach. She should have been a household
name. At any rate, she was at a stage in her career where she was beginning to
get a bit older and the quality roles and job offers were not coming as quick
as she may have hoped that they would. She was offered a job as a presenter on messy
kind of gameshow. She thought long and hard about it. She thought of herself
more as an actress than as a presenter. The show was going to be quite silly
and potentially messy as well. She kind of liked the idea of that, but had the
distinct feeling that she may be on the receiving end from time to time. She
did not know how she felt about that. She would try to avoid that if she could,
but was not really sure if that would be a possibility. In the end, it was an
opportunity to appear often on television for quite good money as well so she
decided to take the offer. Who knew, it could even be an enjoyable experience.
Her co-presenter on the show was a comedic actor who was
quite corny at times and played everything for laughs. She found him downright
annoying, but she had to deal with him on a daily basis. She found a lot of
what happened on the show very cringe worthy. It was not something that she would
be putting on her film reel that was for sure. As the season wore on of the
show, she became more and more annoyed with the other presenter, the producers
and the show period. Each week the person who lost ended up messy. It was male
vs. female contestants each week. Her co-host began to joke around about the
contestants and the competition. It was part of the show that there was banter
between the sexes. This began to grow throughout the series. One day Natalia
decided that she had enough and challenged the co-host to a bet. It would be
based on the last show of the series.
Whichever gender won would get to mess
the other presenter. Everyone assumed that the men would lose and the comedic
jerk would get the mess. However, the show was not rigged and the bet would legitimately
hinge on the outcome of the final show. Each presenter would now have extra
incentive to cheer their side on.
The show saw the male host teasing and making jokes. He made
light of the fact that his lovely co-star would possibly getting covered in
sloppy mess for all to see. She jibed him back as well, saying that the ladies
would be getting the last laugh in this case and he would get exactly what was
coming to him. Of course, the game was nip and tuck the entire way. The whole
show and the whole season ultimately came down to the final segment. It
genuinely could go either way. The two presenters were sat in tandem gunge
tanks. They were elevated over the area where the game was being played. They
were able to look down and cheer for their teams.
Natalia and her co-presenter were shown cheering their sides
on. It was a basketball sort of game where each team was shooting baskets
simultaneously. Whoever got the most in before the time expired would be the
winners. Natalia could be seen becoming distressed
and annoyed as her team began to fall behind and miss more and more shots as
the game progressed. Her opponent was cheering his team on as the time expired.
Natalia screamed, ”No!!,” realising that her team had just lost and she would
be facing humiliation at the hands of this man whom she viewed as an absolute
joke. He looked at her, pointed and laughed. She sighed and covered her face in
her hands, blushing. He told everyone how much of a pleasure this would be.
Natalia rolled her eyes at him. She crossed her arms and remained silent.
He looked over and pushed a release button on the front of
her gunge tank. She shrieked as thick. Lumpy white mess poured down upon her.
It was unclear what was in the tank, but it looked just like New England clam
chowder. She closed her eyes as the disgusting mess poured down upon her. She
looked down as it washed over her silky brown hair. It poured over her head and
then down her face. There was no way for her to escape. If she leaned one way,
the mess would pour the other way. It poured down her tan shoulders and down
her chest. It splashed over her legs and all over her clothes. The sloppy mess
soaked her clothes from head to toe. It ran down her calves all the way down to
her ankles. The male presenter pointed, laughed and made obnoxious noises as
she was inundated in mess. She flicked her hair, but more of the soup like mess
then poured over her face.
Eventually, the mess dripped to a stop. She was let out of
the tank. All she could do was step out and shake her arms and legs. Her
clothes and body were soaked in lumpy mess. She frowned as the camera scanned
her from head to toe. She glared menacingly at her co-presenter. She gave her
notice almost immediately. She refused to do a second season.
Kit Hoover pie in the face
This is a pie in the face for Kit Hoover. It is much better than the earlier clip. There is no silly wig. Overall, I ithink it's quite good.
Sunday 12 November 2017
Claire Williams Hamilton challenge
Claire Williams Hamilton challenge
Claire Williams was a pretty powerful and sexy woman. She
sometimes took herself very seriously. She was someone who truly deserved an
embarrassing messing. She always looked very sexy, especially when wearing
skirts. She was involved in F1 and the Williams team a lot. On one broadcast of
an F1 television program, there was a section where Lewis Hamilton, an F1
driver was involved in a gunge tank challenge. Some of the presenters were sat
in gunge tanks and ended up covered in gunge when they were unable to answer
enough questions correctly in an allocated period of time. Afterwards, Hamilton
was asked who he would like to see put in one of those tanks from the world of
F1. One of his first choices turned out to be Claire Williams. The producers
listened to what he said and thought that it was actually not a bad idea. They
asked Hamilton to come back and managed to get Claire Williams to come and sit
in one of the tanks.
She wore a dark blue skirt and a white polo type shirt with
blue and grey emblems and insignias all over it. She was very involved in F1,
so was very confident that she would be able to answer the questions and
correctly and thus avoid the gunge that hovered above her head. She looked
quite nervous to be sitting there anyway. Her legs were crossed. She was
showing looking very embarrassed. There was a voiceover describing that Claire
Williams was in the gunge tank and at risk of getting covered in the gunge that
was above her. She appeared to be begging and laughing as she sat in harm’s way
beneath the sloppy gunge. Hamilton just looked over at her and smiled. “It
should be you in here,” she said, pointing at him.
The questions were timed as well, which caused a lot of
added pressure to the proceedings. It was explained that Claire had to answer
at least five questions correct in one minute. The results would not be
revealed until her minute was up. She would be penalised for any incorrect
answers. If answered less than five correct, she would lose and be gunged. She
was still pretty confident that she could get five correct. She was something
of an expert on the topic. However, the questions were very difficult and the
pressure was very high. This made things very difficult for her. As the time
went on, she appeared more and more nervous, which, in turn, caused her to lose
her train of thought more and more. It became more and more apparent that she
was not going to be able to get five correct answers. Soon the time ran out on
her. She was meant to wait to hear how many answers she got, but she knew she
did not get five correct already. She did not need to have this confirmed. It
was confirmed that she only managed to get three correct answers, which meant
the gunge would be dispersed upon her person. Lewis pointed at her and laughed.
He remarked that he had always wanted to do this to her.
Without hesitation the release was pulled. Claire stuck her
hands out. She looked up briefly then looked forward and laughed. At this
moment, pink gunge began to pour down over her from above. The gunge poured
straight onto her dark hair and then down the front and sides of her face.
Hamilton laughed loudly as he watched the thick gunge dump over Claire’s head
and then her body. Sher nose crinkled up as gunge poured down her face. She raised
her shoulders as gunge began to pour down onto her top and all over her body.
Gunge then poured all over her skirt and down the length of her legs. She could
feel how thick the gunge was all over her body. She closed her eyes as the
gunge completely covered her. It only lasted a little while, but seemed like an
eternity. Her whole body was covered in sloppy gunge from head to toe. She could
feel it dripping down her legs and on top of her clothes.
When the gunge stopped, Claire could do nothing but shake
her head and laugh in embarrassment. The gunge that covered her was too much to
fight. It was everywhere. She shook her head. She had never been so embarrassed
in her life. The camera did a panning shot up her body from her toes up to her
head. She looked blushed underneath it all. Lewis Hamilton shook hands with the
presenter as they made jokes about Claire’s gunging.
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