Sunday 29 March 2015

Ketnet Kingsize 1- attractive brunette

This is the first gallery of stills of Ketnet Kingsize. It is a show where at the end two kids play a game and the winner decides if their parent or the others gets "snotted". It is a good set up and there have been lots of pretty good scenes. This is the first. The clips may be removed eventually so that is why I am doing galleries. The gallery is at: 

https://tellygunge.wordpress.com/2015/03/29/ketnet-kingsize-1-attractive-brunette/













Sunday 22 March 2015

Rose Leslie and Carice Van Houten by request



Rose Leslie and Carice Van Houten by request


Rose Leslie and Carice Van Houten were both stars of Game of Thrones. The series became extremely popular and critically acclaimed. It was a very serious show, so sometimes when the cast were on set, they enjoyed doing things to keep the atmosphere light and pleasant. At one point, the cast decided to make use of some old pillories that were being used for the show. The cast and crew decided that they would hold a vote and the two cast members who received the most votes would have to be put into the stocks and pied with a barrage of pies by the cast and crew of the show.
It was a close call. There were dozens of people to choose from. The cast and crew were used. In the end, Carice and Rose were the unlucky ones who were chosen to take the unenviable positions in the stocks. The two were both quite dignified ladies, for the most part, so this was going to prove most embarrassing for them. They had been told earlier in the day that they were the ones who were chosen. It was on everyone’s mind for the remainder of the day. The time finally arrived and the women were summoned. 

It was almost like a medieval punishment, keeping with the theme of the show. The ladies reluctantly came forward. Two of larger men led them to the stocks. The tops of them were lifted and the women were gently lowered into their places. The put their necks and wrists in place in the stocks. They arranged their hair so that it would not get caught. The tops were then lowered and latched into place. The women now secured in place. They raised their heads, looking out at the sea of their colleagues that lay in front of them. They just sighed and winced at the predicament that they had found themselves. Everyone feigned serious looking faces.

One of the men beside the stocks then spoke. “I decree, Rose and Carice have been voted by cast and crew to receive the punishment of pillory, followed by pie firing squad. You may all take your pies and get into position,” he said. Everyone took a pie in their hands and stood a short distance across from the ladies. “Everyone in position. You may fire at will,” the man stated.

Carice and Rose lowered their heads and closed their eyes, awaiting the onslaught of pie that was about to come hurling at them. In an instant, the pies began to fly at them. The first two, smashing them squarely in the faces. Then the tops of their head, then their necks. Pie after pie landed, hitting their marks. Pies then hit their bodies, smashing, splattering creamy pie all over the two women. Pies smashed into their breasts, which dangled downward. Their arched backs and bent backsides also began to take some pie hits. They were still in period costume, looking like a couple of wenches.
Pie dripped down their faces and breasts, just as one pie began to disperse, another hit, taking its place. Pie plates stuck to their bodies at times, only to be dislodged by the impact of another oncoming pie. Their hair now covered in creamy pie. The pies hit the wooden pillories with thuds.

Not all the pies hit their mark. Some flew to the side, splattering different areas of the ladies’ bodies.
Pies whacked their breasts, filling their low cut medieval dresses and cleavage with pie. Their facial features dripping with pie. Pie all over their noses and lips, covering their cheeks. Their faces covered almost completely in masks of pie. It was extremely embarrassing for the ladies to be smashed with pies by everyone they worked with in such a humiliating fashion. There was no let up either. There were so many members of cast and crew that the number of pies they took was just enormous. 

Finally, the barraged of pie ceased. The pie was left to roll off of the faces and bodies of the two women for a little while, as they were left in place in the stocks for a few minutes afterwards. This also allowed everyone an opportunity to take as many photographs as they liked. The women were just silent. They were mortified beyond belief by what they had just been put through.

Eventually, the tops of the pillories were lifted and the ladies were let out. They cleaned their eyes and mouths. They brushed some pie from their hair and rubbed some of it off down their bodies. They were then left to make the walk of shame back to the dressing rooms to get cleaned up.

Tuesday 10 March 2015

Aisling Bea, a short story



Aisling Bea, a short story

Aisling Bea is an up and coming comedienne. She has appeared on some minor television shows and is beginning to make a name for herself. She is beginning to get famous. As a result, she was asked to appear on a special for Red Nose Day.  She jumped at the chance to do it, because it was a very good opportunity to get face seen on national television at a time when most of the country would be watching. She only hesitated momentarily when the word gunge tank was brought up. She did comedy for a living. She could not very well refuse to take a gunging for charity. It would have made her look horrible. She wasn’t exactly looking forward to it or anything, but she thought that it might be a bit of fun. She was more than able to laugh at herself.

So, on the day, the comedienne got herself ready and headed over to the gunge tank.  She wore a pair of cache dungaree trousers and a red and black checked flannel shirt that was open at the neck. When it was her segment of the show, it was thrown over to the presenter. They told the world that Aisling Bea had kindly and generously agreed to be the one to sit in the gunge tank. “I’m just doing this for charity, mind. Don’t you be getting any funny ideas,” she quipped. “And you all better appreciate it,” she joked. “ The things we do for charity, I don’t know, these days,” she said, “ Sometimes I just can’t be asked,” she said, quoting a bit of her routine. “It’s quite comfortable in here, actually, I can’t be asked to get up, I might just stay in here all day,” she joked. She put her feet up in the tank and put her hands behind her head, lounging. Everyone laughed as she clowned around.

Just at that moment, however, gunge swiftly dumped on her from above. It was purple. It splashed down onto her legs and body, almost knocked her over, but she managed to stay as she was. The gunge poured down over her body and onto her face. She comically waived her hands and gave a worried face as gunge poured down onto her face and hair. She shook her head, splashing gunge around. More poured down her outstretched body. Sitting as she had, had only managed to give the gunge a much larger target and now it was getting everywhere. She smiled and gave two thumbs up as the gunge continued to dump over her.

It was raining gunge on the mildly famous funny lady. She held out her hands as it fell on her from above. She closed her eyes and moved her lips as gunge poured down her face. She rubbed her hand across her face and through her hair. When it finally trickled to a halt, the presenter came over and spoke to her. “Well Aisling Bea, you were such a good sport, thank you so much for taking one for the cause.” “Oh don’t mention it. In fact, I want to let you know that I have decided, from now on, I am going to be doing this every Saturday night at mine. You are welcome to come along. The more the merrier,” she said. No one knew if she was kidding or not. In reality, she was only half joking. She had quite enjoyed how the gunge felt on her. The feeling of being gunned was something that she had quite enjoyed and would not be averse to trying again.

Swipe Tv Ms Daly

This week Ms Daly got it. The gunging was a bit better, but there weren't really any aftershots. There was a good reaction before. Some of the banter on the show was really good as well. The gunge was a different colour and thicker this time. They really need to sort the goggles out and stuff though as well as the tank. The tank obscures the view. It really lessons it a bit. Miss Daly really was a good sport.
The full gallery is at:  https://tellygunge.wordpress.com/2015/03/10/swipe-tv-miss-daly/















Monday 9 March 2015

Swipe Tv Miss Dunne

These are stills from the Swipe Tv gunging of Miss Dunne. Overall, it was pretty good. The gunge was pretty good and the teacher was attractive. I love the whole concept of the show. The whople point is to gunge the teacher. There are issues though. The gunge did not hit properly and the goggles and boiler suit are not really helping things. It would be better to just pour it on the teacher. The tank is ok, but the gunge bounced onto the walls obscuring the rest of the gunging. Still, it was pretty good overall. The full gallery is at:

https://tellygunge.wordpress.com/2015/03/09/swipe-tv-miss-dunne/