Saturday 27 December 2014

Lacey Turner is an annoying sister



Lacey Turner is an annoying sister

Daisy Turner was the sister of Lacey Turner, the famous Eastenders actress. She looked up to and cared about her elder sister, but she also envied her a bit and also found her extremely annoying at times. A lot of people felt that way about Lacey, to be honest. Daisy, unbeknownst to Lacey, nominated her for the dubious honour of most annoying sister. Shockingly, when Lacey heard, she was almost proud of this. She looked at it as a badge of honour. In her way of thinking, as an older sister, it was sort of her duty to annoy her younger sister from time to time. She would not have been so pleased if she had realised what the reward was going to be for winning this award. It was going to be a chance for Daisy to get her own back on her big sister in a major way. Before the big night, Lacey was actually excited about it. Little did she know how the evening would turn out for her.

She wore a strapless black dress to the awards ceremony. She was going to have fun with this. She thought the whole thing was pretty funny on the whole. The two teased back and forth before the ceremony, Lacey, blissfully unaware of what was about to occur. The two sat in the audience and waited for the award to be announced. There were others in the audience as well who had been nominated for awards, mainly minor celebrities, as this show would be televised. Finally, the time arrived and the nominees for the most annoying sister were read out. Lacey opened her mouth, making a silly face and waved to the camera when she was shown. They played a recording of Daisy explaining how annoying Lacey was and all the things that she had done to her over the years. There were also clips of her colleagues making similar comments about Lacey. Lacey was shown again. She shrugged her shoulders and could be seen mouthing the words,” Oh well.”  The presenter then read out the results. “And the winner is, for the most annoying sister in Britain award… Lacey Turner from Eastenders.” Lacey and Daisy both celebrated. Lacey gave a fist pump and laughed. She then made her way up on stage. She shook the presenter’s hand, taking the award in her hand.

“Well, this is truly an honour, I have to say. Many people would be ashamed or annoyed, but let me tell you, I am so proud. I take great pride in annoying my sister. Hey, that’s what sisters are for, isn’t it? I promise now that I will continue to be as annoying as possible to my sister. It is my duty. I love it,” she exclaimed laughing. The presenter then chimed in. “Lacey, what you don’t know is that the award is not all that you get for being the most annoying sister.” “Ok,” she said with an inquisitive look. “We also are going to give your sister here the opportunity to get some measure of revenge on you. It is only fair.” Lacey began to look slightly worried at this point. Her eyes widened slightly. Daisy looked at her and chuckled. “Lacey, come with me, we are going to go for a little walk,” the presenter said. Lacey complied, following him along. She was lead to a chair.

“Lacey, please have a seat,” the presenter asked. Lacey did as she was told She was beginning to get an idea of what may lay in her future at this point. He then asked Lacey to place her hands on the hand rests of the chair. Straps were attached to them and they were pulled around her wrists, strapping her into place, so she was unable to resist or struggle very much. “Now, Lacey, I am sure that you are wondering what we meant by saying Daisy would be allowed to get revenge.” “ Yeah, you could say that,” she replied in a witty tone. “ Well, now that you are in the hot seat, you long suffering sister is going to be afforded with the opportunity to pour some sloppy mess all over you.” Lacey’s mouth dropped. She shook her head and laughed. “This is what you get. You really do deserve this.” “Yeah, I know,” she said, laughing. Daisy pointed and laughed at her sister’s predicament. “Revenge is going to be so sweet,” she said. Lacey shrugged her shoulders and laughed at her own situation.

Daisy was handed a gigantic black round plastic bowl. She looked down and laughed and then looked at her sister. Lacey shook her head. “No, please, don’t stop. I’m your big sister,” she said. Daisy did not listen to her pleas. She approached with the bowl and began to tip it onto her big sister.  “That’s it let her have. This one is for everyone out there with annoying older siblings,” the presenter exclaimed. Daisy began to carefully pour the contents of the bowl onto her big sister. The bowl was filled with thick green gunge. Lacey squinted as her sister slowly poured the sloppy gunge over her head. It poured down her dark hair and shoulders first and then down her chest and back, down her dress. The green glop coated her hair, shoulders and arms. Daisy diligently continued pouring the mess over her sister. The final bit, pouring down her face. Daisy took her hand and rubbed the gunge around on Lacey’s face, shaking her head a bit as she did it. Lacey grimaced as her face was covered in gunge. It dripped down her nose and chin. She gave her sister a funny look. Daisy pointed at her slimed sibling and laughed.

Next, Lacey was going to be treated to a curry. The presenter handed Daisy a contained filled to the brim with chicken korma that was to be served up all over Lacey Turner. Daisy looked down at the curry then up at her sister. She grinned and lifted the container. Lacey scrunched up her face as the thick, creamy, yellow korma began to pour over her head. It coated the sides of her hair and then poured on her face. It was thick and luscious, filled with yoghurt and coconut milk. It poured down over Lacey. Daisy took her time, slowly covering her sister in the curry. Lacey tried to move her head and neck about, but she was strapped in, so was powerless to move out of the way of the korma. It covered her hair and face and slopped its way down her black dress, down to her lap. “We hope that you like curry, Lacey,” the presenter said. “Yeah, well, not like this,” Lacey exclaimed as korma dripped from her hair. 

Next to come for Lacey was some mashed potatoes and gravy. Daisy produced a large pot filled with the stuff as well as a wooden spoon. She stuck the spoon inside and plopped out a portion, flinging it out onto Lacey. The mash and gravy splattered upon her face and down her front. Daisy repeated this. She then took a large spoonful and plopped it down on top of her sister’s head, smushing it downwards. She continued to do this. She then spooned the rest of mash and gravy down into Lacey’s dress. She pulled open  her cleavage and pushed the spoon inwards, smushing mash all over Lacey’s breasts. Stoggy mashed potatoes filled her dress and stuck to her hair. Daisy then shovelled the last spoonful into her sister’s mouth. Lacey gagged as the mash fell from her mouth, down her chin to her chest. It tasted awful.

Next too come for Lacey was some lovely tartar sauce. “We heard that Lacey has a lot of tartar build up anyway so we thought that this would be appropriate,” the presenter joked. The tartar sauce was in a massive tub. Daisy unscrewed the lid and turned it upside down onto Lacey’s head. The jar was so large that Lacey’s entire head nearly fit inside of it. It was thick and creamy with little green bits inside. Lacey usually used this on her fish and chips, but now was getting more than her share. It began to pour out, covering her face and head and flowing down her body. Daisy pushed and jostled the tub, loosening the tartar sauce all over Lacey. She then pushed down, Lacey’s head now completely in the plastic tub, covered in tartar sauce. Daisy left it on for a moment, laughing as her sister struggled with no free hands, before removing the tub  her.

“Now, Lacey, you will be happy to know that we will be removing those straps for the final part. Unfortunately, you will not be happy to discover the reason for this. You see we can reveal that what lays just feet in front of you is a gunge pool. The chair you are in is attached to a lever. When the lever is pulled, the chair will be launched forward and into the lake of gunge ahead. “ Lacey just looked at him and rolled her eyes. The pool was then revealed. It was a deep gunge pool not unlike get your own back or den of doom had. “Now, Daisy, please come over to the lever. When ready, launch your sister and complete your revenge.” Lacey looked over at her sister, desperately. Daisy waived to her.

She yanked down on the lever. Lacey grimaced, scrunching up her face as the chair rolled forward at a decent clip. She screamed as the chair launched forward towards the pool and hurdled her through the air, tossing her face first into the gunge that lay below and ahead. The look on her face was hilarious as she was sent flying forward into the gunge. She disappeared beneath the gunge for what seemed like ages, before popping her head out. She was covered from head to toe in gunge now. She had to clutch at her chest to prevent her dress from falling away. She was laughing uncontrollably. Her hair stuck to her face. She looked like she had just come out of a gunge shower. Her hair was soaked in gunge. She was soaked from head to toe.


“So Lacey, are you going to stop annoying your sister now,” the presenter asked. “Are you kidding me. I am going to be so much worse now,” she replied with a laugh. “She is going to pay for this one big time. In all seriousness. I am just an annoying person. Everyone says so. I can’t really help it. I guess I deserved this,” Lacey stated. She was totally right about this. Everyone who had worked with her in her acting career tuned in and enjoyed what they witnessed. She was an extremely annoying person. Her sister got her revenge. Lacey Turner got what was coming to her on this day.

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