Amanda Byram and Kate Garraway together

Amanda Byram and Kate Garraway together

Amanda Byram appeared on the Lorraine show to talk about some shows that she was a part of Kate Garraway was hosting the show in Lorraine’s place. Amanda was wearing a short leopard print dress. Kate was wearing a dark blue dress. Amanda was discussing how at this point in her career she seemed to be appearing on many shows where she got to be evil to contestants who appeared on the shows. She said that she loved doing it and loved her job. 

Kate then mentioned that she had done this for so many years that many felt it was time for her to be on the receiving end. Some former contestants were going to get their own back on her. “Ok,” Amanda said,” I tell you what, fair is fair. I can accept that. On one condition though, you have to join me in whatever this punishment happens to be, Kate.” Kate’s eyes widened. “Well, ok, I suppose,” she replied reluctantly. They both would be going through this together as a sort of team. “Team work,” Amanda said,” You can be my partner for this,” she said with a smile.  She didn’t know what was about to happen, but she knew that it was more than likely going to be messy. It looked like Amanda and Kate were in for the same fate. Whatever they would be getting they would be getting together.

Some of the stagehands came out to help out while Kate was indisposed. “What we have is a special gunge tank all set up for you Amanda. I guess I am going to be right there with you now though,” Kate explained. The tank was revealed. It looked like a regular gunge tank, but with some differences. “This tank is a special tank because it has targets off to the left. Some of the past contestants from your show will be coming on and trying to hit those targets. It is a bit like a dunk tank. The different targets control different release mechanisms,” Kate explained. “I guess I deserve this,” Amanda said. She giggled and shook her head, shrugging her shoulders. “I guess we had better get in,” Kate said reluctantly.

The two women walked over to the tank. Kate opened the door and the two climbed in together, shutting the door behind them. They took a seat together on its seat. It was a bit of a tight fit. The ladies had to press their bodies together. They cuddled close together. They crossed their legs, adjusting their skirts on their shapely legs. Although they were both quite slim, they still had to cuddle together quite closely. The contestants were brought out. One carried a bucket of tennis balls. The camera focussed on the targets to the left of the tank. They were all different colours. Amanda and Kate smiled and waved. They made funny faces as well. The contestants were then advised that they may fire at will. Everyone knew that the targets would all be hit eventually, the question was just when rather than if.

The contestants began throwing their balls as hard as they could. They tried their best to hit specific targets. They did not have much luck at first. Some of their throws missed wildly. The ladies laughed and teased them. They told them that they had missed and that they were not very good at this. They said that they could throw better than that. As the time wore on though, the throws were getting closer and closer until one finally hit the first of the targets dead on.

The ball smacked into the target. A buzzer went off and some lights flashed. The ladies closed their eyes and huddled even more closely together. With that, a huge amount of thick purple gunge plunged down onto them from above. They each let off their own high pitched squeal as the gunge hit their bodies at the same time. The gunge plopped down onto their legs first, then their heads and the rest of their bodies. It poured irregularly, not uniform at all. It poured in bursts all over, pouring on them from above on all different areas of their bodies. The two cuddled one another as the gunge continued to pour on them. The gunge started to slowly cover them more and more. Their hair and faces began to get covered more and more in the purple mess.

As the gunge poured, the contestants continued to toss their tennis balls at the targets. Soon, they managed to hit the second target. When the ball hit the target, it triggered pink gunge to be explode out of the sides of the tank into the bodies of the ladies. The gunge seemed to be dispersed with quite a good strength. The ladies waved their hands around, trying to deflect the gunge. The gunge squirted them in the faces. They laughed and squirmed as gunge flew all over, splattering everything in the tank. They were falling all over the place, all over one another as the gunge began to overwhelm them. It was really starting to get messy in the tank by this point.

The contestants continued to throw the balls at the targets. Eventually, the third target was hit by one of the balls. This time, orange gunge was triggered to fall on the ladies from above. They screamed as a large amount of thick orange gunge dumped down on the two from above.  By this point, the two women were totally drenched in mess. They were almost totally covered in mess. They laughed and squirmed as the gunge continued to pour onto them from above. The ladies struggled to avoid and deflect some of the gunge, but this was largely ineffective because when they tried to do this, it simply made the mess go to another part of the tank. The tank kept all of the mess contained inside. By this point, the gunge was collecting in a great quantity on the floor and the ladies were now nearly knee deep in the gunge. The gunge level continued to rise.

The next target was hit. This triggered red gunge to begin to be dispersed from the bottom of the tank. The gunge exploded, as if controlled by jets, upwards. A lot of it spattered on the women’s legs and up their dresses. She squealed and shrieked loudly as they felt the gunge inside of their dresses, all over their underwear which lay beneath. They bent their knees and tried to move their legs out of the way. This only caused the gunge to fly upwards and to then splatter downwards over their heads and bodies. The gunge splattered in all directions.

The contestants continued throwing the balls. The final target was finally hit. This caused foamy white gunge to begin to rise from the bottom of the gunge tank.  The ladies lifted their legs as the gunge level rose higher and higher. The ladies splashed their hands in the foamy gunge. It mixed with the other gunge that already had risen quite high. The ladies cuddled one another and rubbed some of the foamy gunge on one another’s face. They laughed as they put some onto each other’s noses and hair. They blew some off. Eventually the gunge stopped rising when they were nearly up to their necks in it. The ladies made funny faces as they peeped their heads over the precipice of the gunge. They smiled and waved.

Eventually a stage hand came over and opened the tank door. Tons of gunge immediately fell out of the tank, overflowing onto the floor near it. The ladies stood up and made their way out of the tank. They held one another’s hands so they would not slip over, as everything was all slimy and slick at this point.  They emerged from the tank almost completely covered in different colours of gunge. They walked as though they were on a catwalk. Gunge covered their dresses and dripped all the way down their bodies. They looked at each other and laughed, playing with their hair.

Kate had to still do the cross over to end the show. “Well, thank you to our special guest Amanda and to these lovely people here. It was certainly a day that we will never forget. We will be back with you tomorrow. See you then. Bye from us.” The two ladies waved as the credits and music began to roll.