Sunday 25 May 2014

Kardashians a lesson in humility



Kardashians a lesson in humility

The Kardashians were asked to appear on a very special game show. The show culminated with a get your own back sort of scenario. The Jenners, the parents, were competing against their daughters. Kourtney, Khloe and Kim were a team together. The three were incredibly sexy high strung young women. Their parents had nominated them to appear on this show.  The girls did not know what awaited them on the show. They knew that they would be appearing on it, but had no clue what it would entail. They were going to be very shocked when they discovered what would actually be happening on the show.  The three young women were very shapely and incredibly curvaceous. They had beautiful dark hair and olive skin.

The three ladies were asked to wear bikinis on the show. They were quite used to this so did not really think anything of it. They loved the attention. Kim’s backside was well known the world over. There were a lot of people who would really enjoy seeing this, their partners included. Their parents had basically set them up for a messing on this occasion. The ladies were very vein and self -absorbed, getting covered in mess was something that they were not going to like very much. It was something that everyone else was going to enjoy very much though. These three were perfect targets for mess. They got themselves ready for the show using copious amounts of make up, self tan and hairspray. They entered the stage along with their parents. They were welcomed by the host as well as the applause of the audience. 

“Welcome to the show ladies. It is good to have you here. However, we have brought you here today for reasons that you are not yet aware of . You see, you parents have nominated you today. They contacted the show and said that you three were in desperate need of a gunging.” The girls looked at their parents who smiled coyly. “What? Not at all,” Kim said. “Well, they stated that you three are vein, self-absorbed and selfish. That you go on and on for hours about yourselves. That you whine and complain constantly and deserve to be brought down to earth.” Kim gave a  little knowing smile, as if she knew that this was the case, but could not admit it. “That doesn’t sound like us all,” she replied, half serious, half joking. “I think many of us have seen your television shows. Those who haven’t let’s have a look,” the host said. The host drew everyone’s attention to the big screen. On it were the typical highlights of the girls on television. It demonstrated what their parents had accused them of. When the clip package ended. Kim looked sheepish. “No comment,” she replied.

“How about we let the audience decide. If they agree with your parents then you will be punished. If they don’t then your parents will be the ones getting punished.” The girls had to agree. This was their only hope now, because they knew that they had been caught red handed. “Ok Then audience, who thinks that the girls are right? Let’s hear it for them.” There were a few claps and cheers, but it was nearly dead silent. “Oh dear. Who thinks the parents are right.” The audience erupted in a chorus of loud cheers. “Well, I think that the results were pretty clear there, what do you think?,” the host said. “Ugh, yeah, I guess so,” Kim responded. “So, ladies you have lost the vote. That means that your parents are going to get to mess you up good and proper.” The ladies looked at each other. The Jenners laughed and pointed at the girls. “Sorry, girls, but you really deserve this,” they said. “Tune in after the break to see the Jenners get their own back on these three lovely young ladies,” the host said, sending the show to a commercial break.

When the show returned, the three bikini clad ladies were sat on perched seats that dangled above a huge pool of sloppy gunge. It was quite deep.  It did not just have gunge in it either, there was other substances added to it that could be seen throughout, floating on the top for example. Examples were beans and pasta. The Jenners were stood by a device with three levers attached. The levers clearly operated the seats that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe were sat on. It was a bit of a struggle to get situated on them because of the massive size of the girl’s derrieres. Kim’s behind threatened to engulf the seat entirely. For the girls’ parts, they looked incredibly uncomfortable. They did not look like they were looking forward to this. They looked down and winced, dreading what they might land in. The gunge bath was plenty big enough to hold all three of them at the same time. They knew that they were going in. The Jenners were relishing this. They enjoyed every second as the girls squirmed in their seats.

“So, the Kardashian girls have lost the vote. Their parents now get the chance to dunk them into the gunge bath. The gunge is looking particularly nasty today.” The ladies wondered what their ultra cool Hollywood jet set friends were going to think about this. There would be no way to look cool covered in gunge, that was for sure. They prayed that no one would see this. They knew that would be highly unlikely, however. “Sorry, girls, but we are going to enjoy every minute of this. You really do deserve it,” their mother said. Kim shook her head. The other two looked pretty annoyed. They were used to expensive clothes and jewellery. They would spend hundreds at the hair salon and for other beauty treatments. They were entirely consumed in their appearance, now they would be covered completely in sloppy mess. This was not something they would be enjoying.

“Well, this is the moment that we have all been waiting for. The Jenners have probably wanted to do this for many years. Now it is a reality. Ok guys, when you are ready, those levers control the seats that the girls are precariously perched on. When you pull them, the seats will pull away and the girls will be sent down into the gunge dunk. Here we go,” the host said. The girls looked over. They clenched their fists jokingly. The Jenners waved at them. Each of them then pulled down one of the levers as hard as they could.

Khloe and Kourtney’s seats fell away. Almost at the same time, the girls fell from the air and landed comically in the pool of gunge. The force of the impact of displaced a decent amount of the gunge and it flew out of the pool, splattering everywhere. Kourtney fell flat on her face, being totally emerged in the gunge. She disappeared for a minute before finally emerging, covered in mess, coughing and sputtering. Khloe landed on her backside.  And then slipped backwards, falling into the gunge. It was up to her neck. Her hair was soaked.  The two scrambled over one another, trying to sit up and get their bearings. 

Before they could do anything though, the third lever was pulled and Kim was sent downwards with them. She fell between them.  Her body fell all over the place. She let out a loud audible squeal as she fell through the air and landed in the sloppy gunge. She fell under the gunge. Her face and hair totally covered. It was not the sort of gunge usually in these type of set ups. It was not like coloured water or highly viscous. It was thick and sloppy.  It was the consistency of custard or pudding. The three sisters struggled to sit up. They stumbled and cuddled in the mess. They were not the smallest of women and the pool was not that big, so they were quite close together. Their messy bodies slightly intertwined. The Jenners roared with laughter as the three sisters struggled in the muck.

They then pulled a fourth lever. This one controlled at large vat that was suspended over the pool. When the pulled the lever, the vat tipped, sending the gunge with it raining down onto the pool and the three women inside of it. The pouring gunge managed to cover any semblance of a clean spot left anywhere on the lady’s bodies. It raised the gunge level in the pool as well. It poured for what seemed like ages before stopping. The Jenners laughed and clapped. Looking on gleefully, enjoying every second of what they had just done to the three Kardashian sisters. The three sat in the pool just like they were taking a bath together, but a bath of mess. Their luscious, curvaceous bodies now covered from head to toe in slop.

Eventually, the girls were allowed to stand up and were helped out of the gunge pool. The camera continued to roll, getting amazing shots of the three women clad only in tiny bikinis, dripping with mess. Their legs, breasts, behinds and stomachs covered in inches of sloppy gunge. They never looked better. It really did suit them. They held hands as they helped each other out of the pool. They held close to one another so they would not slip or fall. It was very slippery and they were covered in slippery, sloppy gunge. 

The three were walked to the showers, where they were allowed to clean up together. They scrubbed the sloppy gunge from their sexy, shapely bodies. It felt amazing as the warm water, washed the sloppy gunge from their bodies. They scrubbed and washed one another in the warm, soapy water.
When the show went out on air facebook and twitter went wild for the girls with people commenting on seeing them gunged. Their snooty high class friends were less than impressed, but then, they were shallow, self-absorbed, looks focused and money centred as well. Hopefully, the girls had learned a lesson in humility.

2 comments:

  1. Great stuff! Thanks for writing, it was great.

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  2. your welcome. Am glad you liked it.

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