Sofia Vergara a messy role

Sofia Vergara a messy role

Sofia Vergara played a major role on the show Modern Family. She was incredibly funny and had a really sexy accent.  Her accent was very thick and very saucy at times. In fact, her voice was the personification of sex. She had a great sense of humour and could be very naughty when she wanted to be. 

She really enjoyed getting laughs and was not afraid to be silly or to have people laugh at her. She was a fantastic personality and was incredibly fun to be around. I was making a film and I decided that she would be perfect for a major part in it. The role was going to be a woman that one of the lead characters met in a club and instantly was attracted to. It was a comedy and her role was meant to be over the top, but it really fit with her real personality. The idea was that she was an over the top, oversexed milf. She would play someone who was really horny and feeling naughty. She loved the idea. She said that she really laughed when she read the script. She agreed to do the part straight away.

The scene was in a night club in a hotel. One of the male characters was there having a drink. He then spotted Sofia sitting at the bar. She looked very appealing so he made his way over slowly to her. She watched him walk across the room, pretending not to be. He was also quite a bit younger than she was, which was part of the joke. He approached her. “Hello there,” he said to her. “Why hello, handsome. How are we this evening?,” she said, comically moving her eyebrows and lips. He looked at the camera and gulped, looking nervous, but pleased at the same time. “I am very well thank you. May I buy you a drink?,” he asked politely. She took her hand and grabbed his tie. She pulled him in closer. “Look, why don’t we cut the crap. We both know why we are here and what we want to do. I want to get dirty with you,” she growled,” Why don’t we cut the small talk and go upstairs right now,” she said. “Um, yeah, ok, sure,” he said. She took him by the tie and led him out of the bar, up the stairs and to her room.

She got out her keys and jingled them. “This is my room. This is where the magic happens,” she said. She unlocked the door and him in. She led him to the bed and pushed him down onto it. He was taken a bit aback. “You wait here. I will go get the stuff,” she purred, “Make yourself comfortable,” she said. He laid back on the bed, trying to look cool and casual, really his stomach was doing flips and he could barely contain himself. She was gone for a minute or so and then returned.

When she returned, she was wearing only a lacy black teddy. He did not know what he expected her to have with her but what she did have was totally unexpected to hum. She was carrying containers and buckets. He looked up, quite surprised. “Um, what is that you have,” he asked, trying to remain as calm and cool as possible. “It is some lovely sloppy mess. I told you, I want to get dirty. I want to be filthy. It gets me so hot and horny,” she said. She placed down some of the containers and crawled up on the bed towards him making sexy motions with her tongue and lips. She carried a pie in her hands as she made her way towards him.

“Doesn’t it look delicious? Look how creamy and sloppy it is. I want you to nail me,” she said, gently handing him the pie. “Nail you?,” he asked nervously. “Yes, pie me. I want it. I want it bad. Give it to me baby,” she said. “Um, ok,” he replied, not knowing what to make of this. She extended her neck, sticking her head out. She closed her eyes and stuck her tongue out. He was reluctant to do it at first. She opened her eyes. “Don’t worry baby. It’s going to be amazing. You will love it believe me,” she said. “Well, ok, if you’re sure,” he replied. She put her hands on either side of her head stuck her tongue out, making a funny face. He took a deep breath and then lunged forward, pushing the creamy pie into her face. She let out a satisfied moan as the pie engulfed her face. He pulled away, leaving her face covered in pie. She licked her lips and smiled. “MMM oh yeah,” she said in her sexy accent.  “Look at me, I am so pied,” she said. She took some pie from her face with one finger and stuck it in her mouth, licking some of the cream off. She then did the same and placed a bit of the cream on the actor’s nose. She then took the creamy pie that was left in the tin and plunged her hands in. She then placed her messy hands on her front. She began rubbing the creamy pie all over her nightie, breasts and stomach. “Oh yes, this is good,” she said. She smiled widely. “Isn’t it wonderful,” she said. The guy looked a little overwhelmed like he did not know what to make of this.

“Now, look at this,” she said,” I have gotten us some lovely cheese sauce. You like cheese sauce don’t you? I know you do. Just think of me like I am a big taco,” she joked. She handed him the container and then laid out on the bed on her back. “There you go, just pour it on me. It’s going to be fantastic,” she said. “Come on. Don’t be shy,” she said. He brought the container over and started to pour the thick yellowish orange cheese sauce over the top of her head. The smooth cheese like substance poured over her smooth black hair and down over her face, coating her hair and forehead. He then moved it down her body. She closed her eyes and moaned. “Oh yeah baby, cheese me good,” she moaned. He poured it down over her curvaceous body, onto her breasts down her stomach and over her thighs. The smooth cheese sauce looked amazing against her smooth, dark skin. She moved her knees a little. She enjoyed the feeling of the smooth, soft cheese all over her lovely body.

“Next, I want the sour cream,” she said. She reached down and pulled out a tub of sour cream. “Oh yeah, look at that,” she said,” That is going to be all over me, can you imagine?,” she said. “Come on, let me have it. Go on now,” she urged. He took a deep breath and began to slowly pour the sloppy sour cream down over Sofia’s front. It oozed down her hot skin and overwhelmed her lacy negligee. He then lifted it and began to pour it over her head. She smiled widely and  closed her eyes, enjoying how it felt pouring down over her head.  “It’s so cold and creamy,” she said. Her hand now between her thighs.  The thick white mess covered her hair and fell down onto her face. She rubbed her hands on her breasts and all over the font of her body. “This is so sexy,” she said.

“Now for some spicy salsa,” she said. She took out a container of salsa. She twisted the cap and flung it aside. “Oh yes picante,” she said. “This is so hot.” She took the container and poured the salsa over chest. She dumped it over her body, down her stomach and legs. “I have always wanted to dump salsa all over myself. Like a big human tortilla chip,” she joked. The guy looked at her like she was crazy. For the comedic element of the movie, the idea was that he was intreagued, but overwhelmed and worried as well. He was not meant to be someone who had ever even considered anything like this before, so would have that it all a bit strange. This coupled with her aggressive and sexual delivery did create a really funny scene.

“Now, I must have guacamole,” she said,” Everyone loves guacamole. Especially all over me,” she said with a giggle. “Don’t tell me that I am the only one who has fantasised about having guacamole all over my ass. Maybe I am just a bit unusual,” she said with a laugh. She reached down and picked up a gigantic tub of guacamole. She fluttered her eyelashes and wiggled her eyebrows. She handed the container to the young man. “Here you go, let me have it good. I want it bad,” she said, grabbing him by the neck tie with her messy hands and pulling him close. She looked him in the eye and licked her lips sensually. She got onto all fours on the bed. He did as he was told, he took the container and began to pour the sloppy green mess over her body. He poured it back and forth, over backside, up her back and over her head. He covered her body in the thick green substance. It was so thick that it would definitely break any chip that anyone tried to dip into it. “Oh yes. It feels so good. I just love it,” she howled in pleasure. “You have no idea how good it feels all over my body,” she said. “Don’t you just love this? It is so hot,” she said.

“I have also gotten some lovely banana pudding with chocolate sauce. There is lovely sliced bananas in there. It looks so yummy doesn’t it? It is nice and warm too. It is mouth-watering. I just love it,” she said suggestively. It was in a massive plastic bowl. She reached out and took his hands in hers, lifting it over her head. She then took their hands and dumped it straight over head. The yellow and brown mess poured out and fell down her face and over her chest. Her face was instantly covered in the lumpy mess. She then jumped up and down and started rolling around on the bed. “Oh my god, this is so good.” She howled and laughed.

She then leaned over and shook his hand. “ Thank you so much. You were fantastic. I’ll call you,” she said. He looked a little startled. He had believed and thought that they would be having sex. He was shocked. “ I hope you loved it as much as I did. This was so hot. So much better than anything conventional.” He started to walk away from the room. She blew him a kiss. She was not being ironic though. She was being completely genuine. He walked out of the room with a perplexed look on his face. As he closed the door, Sofia’s character could be heard moaning and squealing. “Oh yes, I am so sloppy,” she said. The guy acted like he was a little bit annoyed. Things had not gone the way that he had planned. She had, obviously, had a great time. She had not lead him on or anything, but he was disappointed at the outcome nonetheless.