Monday 30 April 2012

Lilith Fair Part One: Fiona Apple

Lilith Fair Part One: Fiona Apple




Lilith Fair became a huge success in the mid nineties. It was a music festival that consisted of all female artists and a mostly female audience. It became very popular and most of the major female acts of the time performed on its stages at one time or another. Over the summers the female artists on the tour got to know one another quite well. One summer in particular, the ladies took to playing pranks on one another. The pranks escalated over the summer to a high level childish silliness. Dares started being made and so on. The whole thing built up to a climax that would reach its zenith at the final show of the summer. Someone came up with the idea of having a vote. The audience at the show would be given the chance to each put in a vote for one of the artists. The three artists that received the most votes would end up getting messed on stage in front of the entire world during the concert. There were over a dozen acts on the show, so everyone was willing to take part. This meant that the chances of ending up messy were lessened. Although some of the acts were at a bit of a disadvantage because they were more well known than some of the others. Some of the acts were pretty confident that they would remain clean.



The members of the audience were all too happy to participate in the voting. Each guest was allowed to vote once when they were admitted to the concert at the gate. The buzz began to grow as the day went on. No one had known when the day began that they would be witnessing this special treat live on the Lilith fair stage. Everyone wanted to see it happen quite badly though. Someone was really going to be getting it good. The artists all began to become more and more nervous about it as the day went on. It was announced that as the acts came out for their performances, it would be announced whether or not they would be one of the unlucky ones getting the mess. They would then receive a messing at the hands of the other artists on the tour.



The excitement began to build throughout the day. About halfway through the show, no one had selected as one of the top three vote getters. One by one they were revealed to be safe. Of course, this made the remaining acts more and more nervous, because they knew that as each act was saved, it meant that their own chances of being messed grew ever more likely. The tension built both backstage and throughout the audience. Who was it going to be? Sean Colvin, Paula Cole and Joan Osbourne were among those already to have been saved. The options were dwindling. The crowd knew that it was going to see some mess in a major way and very soon.



The next act up was Fiona Apple. No one knew how Fiona would react to getting messy, if she was one of the three that was voted to get messy. She was a very naughty and open person in her private life and would be someone who would do some pretty kinky things. On the other hand, she could be quite highly strung at times. She was someone who seemed to take herself very seriously at times. She might be someone who would find getting messy a bit degrading or beneath her in some way.



Finally it was the moment of truth. The lights were lowered and a voice came over the loud speaker. “Ok, everyone, our next act for you tonight is Fiona Apple. We are all looking forward to seeing her perform. The question is are we also going to get to see her get dirty. I am sure that is what we all are looking forward to finding out. Well, it is time to reveal the answer. That answer is yes. Fiona is in the top three,” the voice announced. The crowd thundered with applause.



Little did everyone know, but Fiona had a surprise for everyone. The lights slowly raised and the curtain began to open. When it was fully open the crowd were shocked beyond belief by what they saw. Fiona was sat on a bench. She was totally naked from head to toe. Her legs were spread apart. There was a big red apple between her legs covering her private parts from view. She also held two apples, one in each hand, covering her breasts. None of her most intriguing parts were visible to anyone. She had a microphone head piece. She stated the words,” How do like them apples,” loud and clear. Obviously, it was a play on her last name. She was clearly ready to get dirty. She seemed to embracing what was happening to a great degree.



She sat in place, almost still, making sure that the apples stayed in place. Several of the other Lilith Fair artists now came on stage carrying a large bucket. The bucket, it was explained was full of applesauce. It was keeping to the whole theme of apples. The big screens showed close ups of the applesauce as the ladies carried the bucket over to Fiona. Fiona caught her breath. She looked forward with beautiful big eyes and waited for the girls to dump the applesauce over her. She could only imagine what this was going to feel like. Fiona’s pale white skin and her pale white body was exposed for everyone to see. The bright red apples being the only thing that shielded her from the eyes of the audience. The other ladies were treated to a view of her pale white butt cheeks from behind as they raised the applesauce bucket. They lifted it into the air. Fiona shook her neck backwards, flicking her hair back. She then looked straight forward. She took a deep breath and looked forward as she felt the cold, sloppy applesauce pouring down onto her skinny naked body. It oozed down her front, over her breasts, hands and the apples. It poured down in its sloppy light yellow colour down her thighs. She felt it all over her body, It was quite cold. She cold feel it rolling down her legs. She could feel it on her crotch. She then felt the cold sloppy applesauce being poured right down her back. She closed her eyes and arched her back forward. It was freezing but sort of felt refreshing, in a weird way on a hot summer’s day. She could feel it down the small of her back and then all over her ass. Her body fidgeted slightly. They then moved the bucket again and started dumping the remainder of the applesauce straight down onto Fiona’s head. It slopped down on her face. She moved her head slightly and closed her eyes. She wanted to either laugh or scream, but she did not want anyone to see her reacting this way, so did her best to choke back the laughter. She could not help but think of how sensual the applesauce felt on her body. Part of her was dying to take her hands and massage her slimy tiny breasts or rub her palm between her legs. She felt like rubbing the applesauce all over herself. She resisted the urge for now. Miraculously the apples had not moved very much. This was lucky for Fiona, as the applesauce was slightly translucent. It would not have obscured the audience’s view of her private parts very much. She puckered her lips and resisted the urge to smile and laugh as the rest of the applesauce was dumped down her face. It stuck all over her dark blonde/ brown hair. She mouthed the words, ”This is so embarrassing.” the crowd was awestruck by what they were witnessing.



By this time, the other singers had grabbed another bucket. This one contained tapioca pudding. It was really disgusting and lumpy. The colour of it being a yellowish white. It looked almost frothy is spots, because it was so lumpy. It was about to come Fiona Apple’s way. The ladies trotted over to her with the bucket. She rolled her eyes. She licked her lips and adjusted her face. The ladies came from behind her with the bucket. They approached slowly and gently tipped the bucket over, sending the tapioca out over the side. It fell threw the air and landed on Fiona’s head. The thick white slop poured down her forehead and glopped down the front of her face. It was so much more thick and smooth than the applesauce was. It poured down her cheeks. She closed her eyes and shook her head as tapioca poured down the front of her face, down her nose and soon covered her entire face. It plummeted down her hair. She tried her best not to laugh as the tapioca continued to pour down over her face. She took her hands and wiped her forehead, momentarily forgetting the apples in her hands, that she was still holding. By this time, it did not matter much, because tapioca was pouring down her breasts, down her stomach and chest. Her shape was visible but her nipples and private parts were now barely visible through the layers of mess. The tapioca poured down her body and down into her crotch. Her trimmed pubic hair was now matted in sloppy tapioca. It had been a line of brown against her pale skin. That whole region of her sexy body was now plastered in leftover tapioca pudding. More poured down her thighs. She felt it sloppy all over her bare skin. It was white and thick with enormous lumps. She could not deny that the feeling of having this sloppy mess against her naked body felt incredible. She closed her eyes and quietly moaned to herself. She could feel the tapioca down her back. She could feel it running down the small of her back and pouring onto her naked ass. She could feel it squelching between her butt cheeks. The mess coated her sexy rear end. Fiona bounced up and down slightly in place. She could also feel the pudding pressed against her pussy lips. She raised and lowered her legs several times. The apple still stood in its place, but sloppy tapioca rolled down between Fiona’s legs. She could feel it all over private parts. Right now all she wanted to do was place her hands between her legs. She resisted the urge but began rubbing her thighs and breasts. She used the guise that she was wiping some of the mess off. In reality she was enjoying rubbing the tapioca around on her naked skin. No one was more shocked than she was by how much she was actually enjoying this. She was getting very turned on by the whole situation. It was plain to see from the cheeky grin on her face.



By this times the ladies had already collected the next bucket. This bucket was filled with coleslaw. Across the large video monitors the words,” Fiona, want slaw with that” were printed. Fiona saw what was printed and she could no longer stop herself from laughing. She let out a giggle, as much as she did not want to. The other artists stood behind her and raised the bucket of coleslaw above her. They slowly tipped the bucket over. The disgusting and foul smelling coleslaw slithered its way out of the bucket. An enormous blob of it fell from the air and landed on her head. It stuck in place as if it were some kind of bizarre coleslaw hat. The slimy cabbage and carrot filled coleslaw coated in slimy white liquid stuck to her head. More poured down onto Fiona’s face. Fiona was getting the full coleslaw experience. She was experiencing total immersion in the disgusting creamy slop. Coleslaw filled her nose and mouth. The smell and the taste at this moment were not something that she was going to be able to easily forget. The smell of the coleslaw was pungent. It could be smelled three rows back into the audience. Fiona stuck her tongue out and let some of the coleslaw role from her mouth. She opened her mouth wide and stuck her tongue out, almost as if she were about to gag. More plummeted down onto her body. She pulled her legs up and sat crossed legged. Coleslaw poured down onto her legs and her crotch. Another huge lump of the slop poured onto her thighs. She could feel the coleslaw collecting between her legs and in the backs of her knees. She then put her hands out as more coleslaw was dumped on her. Some of it fell onto her hands. She took her hands and rubbed the coleslaw on her arms and on her arm pits. Her body was covered in piles of the nasty coleslaw.



The ladies then went back stage and emerged seconds later with the last bucket. The bucket was filled with gravy. The gravy was exactly the same colour as Fiona’s hair. Fiona raised her shoulders and stuck her head out, arching her back. The ladies walked behind her and began to pour the gravy over Fiona. They poured it straight down over the top of her head. It poured down the sides of her hair. Gravy poured on her cheeks and dripped from her nose and hair. They then poured more gravy down Fiona’s pale white back. The brown liquid dripped straight down her back and downwards onto her thin pale backside. Gravity took the gravy down Fiona’s breasts. Gravy dripped from her nipples. Tiny as they were, her breasts were looked gorgeous, especially covered in gravy. The brown liquid poured irregularly down Fiona’s thin, pale white skin. Patches of her body were now covered in the gravy. She then rolled over onto her back and let the women pour the gravy up and down her body. Her hands covered her breasts and private parts. One knee was bent as the women slowly poured the stream of gravy up and down Fiona Apple’s body. She closed her eyes and took in the moment of how her body felt.



The women were now done. They waived and walked backstage. Fiona sat up and gave a wry smile. She brushed off some of the mess and then played a few songs. Everyone had really enjoyed what they had just seen and that was the first only the first messing of the evening. There were still two more yet to come. How could they possibly top this one?

4 comments:

  1. Who Is Fiona Apple?

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  2. She was singer in the 90's. She would not be well known nowadays. She was famous because she won an award on the mtv awards and said a message to the young people that the world of celebrity was a bunch of crap and people should not try to be like rockstars. She wasn't around for too long. She probably was not popular in the UK. I liked her when I was growing up a lot. This is probably one of those stories I wanted to see happen like 15 years ago. It is an old fantasy of mine. She is not very current though.

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  3. Fiona Apple has great music.

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  4. she is a very talented singer and songwriter.

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